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Carousal
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| Subject: The Tat Man November 9th 2010, 4:41 pm | |
| The Tat Man
My name is Fredrick Wheedle The Rembrandt of the needle Satisfaction is a must and guaranteed I am in the Yellow Pages Don’t bother to search for ages You’ll find me over the Chip Shop in the Strand
My art work is well known From Algiers to sunny Rome Half way round the world and back again In the Casaba there are Coolies With illuminated Goolies A credit to my care and expertise
From the docks of old New York To the ports in County Cork There are many of my treasured clientele From inebriated sailors To rough and ready whalers My trade is advertised across the seven seas
You’ll suffer no distress As I decorate you’re flesh If you take a tot of rum before I start I’ve painted the high and mighty and the dregs of our society Recommended by the Beckham’s and the Queen
But if your sweethearts changed her name You should have gotten insurance before you came To rub it out and change it costs a bomb So if I have stencilled Gorgeous Rita and you have fell in love with Peter Just because you were feeling rather gay I’m sorry my old mate there isn’t a rebate That’s an extra thousand quid you’ll have to pay
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| | | Jamie
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| Subject: Re: The Tat Man November 15th 2010, 8:08 pm | |
| Love the meter and rhyme, an unusual time, but the punchline is worth the buildup. PS you've got an extra "of" in there I think, "From of" enjoyed, Cari. | |
| | | Carousal
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| Subject: Re: The Tat Man November 15th 2010, 8:33 pm | |
| Thanks Jamie, I don’t know how that got in there, sorted, | |
| | | silverhenge
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| Subject: Re: The Tat Man December 22nd 2010, 6:56 am | |
| A really funny poem, but also one that's very well written with a brilliant flow. Hilarious - I enjoyed this sparkling write a lot | |
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Had We But Worlds Enough, And Time . . . | November 5th 2013, 11:57 am by Jamie | I never wanted to write this post. Life, however, brings to us changes of necessity, not changes we want.
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New Poetry Prompt! | July 25th 2013, 2:21 pm by Jamie | Hi friends!
It's been a busy summer for us here at Poet Share, as the sunshine has called us away more than usual. We've posted a new poetry prompt today for you summery, adventurous types.
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