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 You Betchya!

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Jamie

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PostSubject: You Betchya!   April 13th 2010, 12:11 pm

Oh, you betcha
Yes indeedy
Comin' atchya
'Cause I'm greedy!

Life up here is
Hale and hearty
Come and join our
New Tea Party!

Who cares if I've
A cheatin' spouse?
I can see Russia
From my house!

Levi done
Knocked up my daughter
Fam'ly values:
Nothin' hotter!

Sure, my life
You know it's hectic
Drives them libruls
Apopleptic!

'Course, that's cuz
Of of media bias
Think we're not reloadin?
Try us!

Boy this blogging sure is fun!
Gotta go now, gotta run!
Buy my books
From off the shelves--
Ta fund my run
In 2012!!



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a/n This poem in no way reflects the political positions of PS, its members or staff. Except me, who happens to think this woman puts the bloom in Bloomin' Idiot. Happy Spring!
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PostSubject: Re: You Betchya!   April 14th 2010, 8:36 am

America is a country jammed packed with highly intelligent people, so it constantly amazes me how complete idiots get voted into power! It would be funny if it was'nt so bloody serious.





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PostSubject: Re: You Betchya!   April 22nd 2010, 9:17 am

HELL YES! A man after my own heart you are, good sir! Perfect tone in this piece, of course. You capture the heart of ignorance exceptionally well here. Will exalt... as soon as I discover how to do so :?: Exalt paid (I think)
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Jamie

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PostSubject: Re: You Betchya!   April 22nd 2010, 9:26 am

There's a "How to Exalt" thread in the "Navigation/Hints" box in the upper righthand corner of the screen max. Smile

I thought this write would ring true for you, lol
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PostSubject: Re: You Betchya!   April 22nd 2010, 9:27 am

lol You must've done it while I was typing. Yep, the + button is the exalt. TY Smile
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PostSubject: Re: You Betchya!   April 22nd 2010, 9:44 am

Drfogg wrote:
America is a country jammed packed with highly intelligent people, so it constantly amazes me how complete idiots get voted into power! It would be funny if it was'nt so bloody serious.

Acctually I think this is a great progress for equallity of sexes, a completely incompatant woman on the top, we made it!!! Laughing


Will write, read and comment for food, when in the mood. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: You Betchya!   April 24th 2010, 10:24 pm

This was quite amusing Jamie and I totally agree with what Foggy has to say on the subject........enjoyable indeed.
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PostSubject: Re: You Betchya!   September 24th 2010, 4:21 pm

I love it!
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PostSubject: Re: You Betchya!   September 27th 2010, 11:07 am

Roll Laughing Roll Laughing Roll Laughing Pimp I could not have said it any better!!!
EXALT!! EXALT!!
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PostSubject: Re: You Betchya!   September 28th 2010, 11:11 pm

Just remember "If God had not wanted us to eat animals, He wouldn't have made them outta meat!"

One of my favorite lines.

Why do crazy people get into Government? They got loads of money, that's why.

How about the senator from Georgia, who told the Admiral during the appropriations committee, He was Concerned that Guam might capsize if we put too many service people on the island. The Admiral responded, "We don't anticipate that happening". No Duh!

Your poem was humorous and witty. The quick style of reading this adds to the humor.


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