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Posts : 1277 Karma : 255 Location : Devon, England.

God.Com

You have reached our new prayer line
Your prayer is in a queue
An angel will be available in time
To listen to a prayer from you.

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Heaven has recently relocated to the net
Omnipresent 24/7 we administer our powers
Please be patient and don’t get upset
You prayer should be granted in 24 hours.
(36 in the Cayman Islands, terms and conditions apply)

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Your prayer may be recorded whilst on air
For training purposes, it must be advised
So that our Angels may deal with your prayer
Have the following information by your side.

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Your mother’s auntie’s neighbour’s maiden name
The 48 digit pass code given at your christening
The answer to your security question. What’s your favourite game?
Hello caller? Are you still listening?

Dr Fogg

Copyright ©2010. HW Harborne

Posts : 182 Karma : 54 Location : New Jersey

Haha, brilliant, Doc! About a year ago I started seeing commercials for the New Testament on DVD... you know, in case people aren't willing to put in the hard work and do a little bit of reading for their beliefs. You shed some light on the fact that even those of the cloth can be cheapened by the ease and accessibility that comes with technology. Very well done, my friend.

Posts : 166 Karma : 46 Location : Long Island New York

I a world of outsourcing this does not sound to far out of the realm of possibility hahahahaha good write

I never wanted to write this post. Life, however, brings to us changes of necessity, not changes we want.

Unfortunately, and as evidenced by the past few months' activities, I do not have the time to properly govern the use of this site anymore. While there are visitors every day, the posts by members are becoming fewer and farther between, and the staff participation is just as sparse.

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Hi friends!

It's been a busy summer for us here at Poet Share, as the sunshine has called us away more than usual. We've posted a new poetry prompt today for you summery, adventurous types.

Let us know if you have any questions or concerns via PM if we're not on site. We hope to be back online fully staffed by mid-September!