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Daniel
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| Subject: Doctor Daniels Amazing Multi-Colored Smartie Hat March 23rd 2010, 8:22 am | |
| D O C T O R D A N I E L ' S A M A Z I N G M U L T I - C O L O R E D S M A R T I E H A TTwas the night before tomorrow, and some might say It if was not yet evening, you could still call it today But if you think it's yesterday, then we should talk Someone needs to tell you how to set your clock
But don't worry my friend, help is near Doctor Daniel is on the case and it's quite clear He has figured it out - it's simple as that All you need is his most amazing multi-colored smartie hat
Put on this hat and next thing you know People will stare at you where ever you go But that is okay, cause you are smarter than them Walk up to someone, be it her or him
And ask them if they know who you are But don't tell them your name, are you with me so far? Chances are they will look at you like you have lost your mind But what they really are saying is the answer they can't find
However YOU know your name... or at least most of us do And if you don't... then this amazing hat isn't for you What YOU folks need is to call the Doc Arrange a visit, have a one-on-one talk
But for everyone else who has ever felt dumb And wanted to feel smart, now you too can become Smarter in minutes and amaze your friends How smart can you become? Well, that depends
On how much researching you do while this hat is on your head How many numbers can you remember? what books have your read? Keep this up and you will find that your knowledge will grow Soon you will even be the smartest person you know
So order in a hurry, before the FDA deadline And get this special offer for only $29.99 Next thing you know you will feel much smarter than your cat While wearing Doctor Daniel's Amazing Multi-Colored Smarty Hat... (c)'o7
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| | | Granny_Weatherwax
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| Subject: Re: Doctor Daniels Amazing Multi-Colored Smartie Hat March 23rd 2010, 8:45 am | |
| Hate the infomercialls, but I would have a one-on-one talk with you any day hehe. Cool poem. | |
| | | Dr Fogg
Posts : 1277 Karma : 255 Location : Devon, England.
| Subject: Re: Doctor Daniels Amazing Multi-Colored Smartie Hat March 23rd 2010, 10:40 am | |
| Dear Doc, send me one of them theyar hats right now, I always guessed I was smart but felt something was missing, i reckon one of them hats will do just fine. | |
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| Subject: Re: Doctor Daniels Amazing Multi-Colored Smartie Hat March 24th 2010, 12:55 pm | |
| Daniel, I loved it! Truly a great write. EXALT The flow of the poem, and the cute hat, it made me smile! You come up with the best topics. I am curious, how did you come to write about a beenie cap? |
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