Bohemian Fantasy (Parody of Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody) ~

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Bohemian Fantasy

Parody of Queens Bohemian Rhapsody and VERY silly

Is this my real life
Is this my fantasy
Caught on a cliff side
Yes Johnny Depp’s my reality.

I open my eyes
Look up to the skies and see

He’s such a cute boy
he is my fantasy
and now my lips are close
to his own
shall I kiss him? His gun has grown!

Anyway this thing goes
Doesn’t really matter to meeeeeee
We’ll wait and seeeeeee.

Johnny – just kiss me now
Put your hand upon my back
Give my lips a great big smack!
Johnny – I have just begun
I hope you’ll never walk away from meeeee ......

Johnny oooooooooo
Didn’t mean to make you cry
If you like we’ll meet again back here tomorrow
Carry on carry on ......
I can’t stay here and chatter ......

Too late, your time is up
You sent shivers down my spine
now I want to make you mine ~
Goodbye little Johnny I have to go
Gotta leave you far behind please face the truth ~

Johnny ooooooo
I don’t wanna cry,
I sometimes wish I’d never met you at all.

Easy come easy go have to let you go
Big thriller OH you have to let me go
You don’t wanna let me go
LET ME GO
Ben Stiller waits for me to show
LET ME GO O O O

I see a little silhouette of a man
Omigod omigod
Shall we do this thing then go
Dancing in the lightening
You’re hands are very frightening

OH THEY ARE CUTTING
They are cutting
THEY ARE CUTTING AS YOU GO

That Vincent Price made a devil on the side for meeee
For meeee
FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Guitar solo

So you think you can fool me and act real sly?
So you dress as Mr Scissorhands and leave me to die?
Oh baby, Stillers on his way to save me!

Just gotta get out
Just gotta get right outta here

Everything’s in tatters
Anyone can see
Everythings in tatters
Everythings in tatters you seeeee

Anyway the wind blows .......

Spine tingling noise >>>>>>>>>

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Had Far tooo much wine did we lol Absulutely brilliant!! Very Happy

Posts : 300 Karma : 53 Location : New South Wales

Hahhahhah.......very well done Isobelle. I will be singing that tune for hours now. Thanks.

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Haha, no way, Ben is all mine!! Great job Kerry, still laughing.

Posts : 1277 Karma : 255 Location : Devon, England.

Thats was brilliant, had me in stiches. Freddie would have loved it I'm sure.

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