Bally Books.

Oh no! All of the books were on their way to the new library and the delivery truck got into an accident! It looks like the characters are all messed up! Write a poem that puts some of your favorite characters back into the wrong story(ies)!




Bally Books

Bertie Wooster scraped some Elephant poo from his shoe
“I say Jeeves this bally jungle is blasted awful, what’s a fellow to do?
Precisely sir, we appear surrounded by screaming apes of some kind
I have taken the liberty of putting out your explorer kit I think you’ll find.

Oh bother, I was rather hoping to get in a few games of polo today
But with all these flies, and this horrid mud it’s no way Jose, I say
Excuse me Sir but there is a Mr. Sheer khan at the tent door
He expresses a wish to take you out for lunch at half past four.
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Great Scott Jeeves, now we’re were back in London I think
Perhaps I can get to polo or even the ice rink?
Unfortunately not Sir I’ve just spoken to a Mr. M
He’s sending us on a mission to hell and back again.

He advised me that our chances of survival are err.. Well there aren’t any
And his secretary sends a kiss to you, I think her name was Monypenny
I say Jeeves this is a rum ta-doo, at least we have a Bentley and a Bollinger or two
Can’t you get me out of this? I mean what’s a fellow to do?
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Oh crikey Jeeves where are we now? This is really out of order
Apparently Sir we have a ring to deliver, the destination? Mordor
Not Bally likely Jeeves old boy, can’t you send it in the post?
I’m hot and tired and would prefer a weekend on the coast.