Every girls dream

Every girls dream

If I'd become a boy
for a day I would be blissed,
would collect all lipstick stains
of the girls that I would kiss.

A gentleman for sure,
meeting dates with a bouquet
and acceptable at last
to be a hunter, not a prey.

I would not get old,
just gain charm and finesse,
and if I was ever wrong,
god forbid I would confess.

To my bestest bro in class,
I would gladly give high-five,
and if I was really lucky,
I bet I'd even learn to drive.

I would be all too rational,
not to mention PMS-free,
oh, and most of all of course,
standing, I could proudly pee.

This is cute and funny. Don't ever dare wish to be a boy for real. Any fool knows it's women who rule the world........

Thanks for the smile!

This peeing standing up is over rated, first off (Speaking for myself) my pee starts off as a good solid jet but at round switshes to spray mode, no wonder we get it on the floor, then there is the afterthough drip, just when you have put the little general away out spurts a few drops! As daniel said there are often other blokes standing next to you and they seem to think peeing is licence to fart, it is truly disgusting.

Lol, that was descriptive, thanks for a laugh.

No real reason for me to philosophize, you've written in humor and your poem is funny. That's enough for me. The thoughts leading to the last verse keep us moving along with expectation of a whimsical finish ... you did not dissappoint. Thanks for the chuckle.

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HAHA! Loved this quirky and fun write, oh how often have I wished I could stand up to pee (lots of women are getting good at this apparently AND they sell female thingies at festivals which aids this LOL) Great humour, loved it, k XXXX

Being married and a father to a great daughter, I have seen all the things that the female of our species has to contend with. I would NOT want to be a woman.

The first time your bathroom neighbor splashes on your shoes while venting his methane into the surrounding air, you would forget all about the standing up while pee'ing part.

Great comedy write, I LOVED the last two lines

Very cleverly written with tongue in cheek humour.....it is also a thoroughly enjoyable piece that takes a look into the world of the opposite sex. Lie what was said earlier....the grass is always greener. I think though male or female there are always things to admire and things to dislike.

Granny_W

Tis a great freedom to stand whilst peeing :-) Loved the write and found it very amusing. Thanks for sharing

What satirical humor! And truly, if we all confessed, would
we not all want to do these things? LOL... Enjoyed immensely.
EXALT.