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Dr Fogg
Posts : 1277 Karma : 255 Location : Devon, England.
| Subject: R.I.P. dear Foggy. April 23rd 2010, 5:32 am | |
| R.I.P. Dear Foggy. From our Reuters correspondent London.
The tragic news released today. That dear old Foggy passed away. The pope has called a day of morning. Obama closes senate, without warning.
The Queen appeared on television. Praised the poems he has given. She said “We knew that he was poorly, now he’s gawn we’ll miss him sorely”.
Sir Daniel, from the poetic society. cried “ OH NO Lord, please take me”. Fogg lay peaceful, quiet, demure. A tag on his toe said “Language, Mature”
Seventy million lined the street. Threw tons of flowers at pallbearer’s feet. The red Arrows did spectacular fly past. United Nations flags at half mast.
Danny his Jack Russell doggy. Lay by the coffin of dear old Foggy. On his headstone were these words. I TOLD YOU I WAS ILL, YOU BLOODY TURDS. ~
DR Fogg.
Copyright ©2009. HW Harborne | |
| | | Granny_Weatherwax
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| Subject: Re: R.I.P. dear Foggy. April 23rd 2010, 7:05 am | |
| I thought this poem was brilliant when I read it at TPS, hillarious and so playful, everything a funeral should be hehe. Love that you presented it as news from Reuters and the end is just icing on the cake.exalt. | |
| | | Daniel
Posts : 1616 Karma : 230 Location : under the oak tree with Kiki
| Subject: Re: R.I.P. dear Foggy. April 23rd 2010, 7:56 am | |
| I'm still in mourning over this tragic loss.. I just don't have any clue how I'm going to break the news too all his creditors who had planned on Foggy making payments for another 20 years... I wonder who he left the blow-up Margaret Thatcher doll too in his will?
sad day in Slug'ville too, ole Foggy was their greatest supporter..
~ Daniel | |
| | | midnightwriter(unleashed)
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| Subject: Re: R.I.P. dear Foggy. April 23rd 2010, 8:18 am | |
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| | | prometheus
Posts : 300 Karma : 53 Location : New South Wales
| Subject: Re: R.I.P. dear Foggy. April 24th 2010, 10:19 pm | |
| I too got a kick out of this one at TPS Foggy........and it still brings a smile to my face now. | |
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| Subject: Re: R.I.P. dear Foggy. May 3rd 2010, 3:31 pm | |
| Foggy, what a great epithat! Wouldn't we all love to have such a send off! This really made me smile! |
| | | Dr Fogg
Posts : 1277 Karma : 255 Location : Devon, England.
| Subject: Re: R.I.P. dear Foggy. May 3rd 2010, 4:12 pm | |
| Having read all these wonderful comments ive decided to hang around a bit longer. | |
| | | Isobelle
Posts : 1832 Karma : 359 Location : amongst the stars ~
| Subject: Re: R.I.P. dear Foggy. May 3rd 2010, 5:08 pm | |
| I bloody well hope you'll stay around a while longer. I have yet to sample your culinary delights young man Loved this at t'other place, even better this time round, but no more morbid poetry thank you or I'll have to give you a hiding Kerry xxx (Foggys no 1 fan) | |
| | | Dr Fogg
Posts : 1277 Karma : 255 Location : Devon, England.
| Subject: Re: R.I.P. dear Foggy. May 3rd 2010, 5:30 pm | |
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| | | ApocalypticJay
Posts : 2528 Karma : 470 Location : Nuneaton UK
| Subject: Re: R.I.P. dear Foggy. May 21st 2010, 6:53 pm | |
| LMAO!!!! Thats last line about splintered my ribs Doc, a poem of sadness you just made hilarious only you can do this so perfectl Doc, you're a legend of humour!!! | |
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